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Funny Marriage Advice from Pop

Posted on July 12, 2022 by damperthree

My pop was a funny guy. He loved making people laugh, and he was always full of advice, even when it wasn’t requested. While plenty of his sage wisdom makes me chuckle to this day, one of the areas that stand out in my memory is his funny marriage advice.

When it comes down to it, marriage advice is some of the most vital you could ever possibly get from your father.
Equally important is knowing when to ignore this advice.

Funny marriage advice from Pop

For instance, say your father is on his fourth marriage, and so considers acquiring marriages in bulk to make him an expert. Or, on the other side of this equation, your father was Pop.
It’s not that Pop didn’t have profound advice to give. He was wiser than most and intuitive to the point of being psychic. The problem was that Pop liked to laugh too. And so you could always expect his first salvos of advice to be less helpful and more slapstick.
It was great for Pop that he had plenty of kids who got married that he could unload his particular brand of marriage advice upon. That meant he got to use the same funny marriage advice for different audiences, like a comedian perfecting his delivery. That also meant it was possible the youngest could get the best worst advice of the family. 
You can decide for yourself in the video.

Watch the Video: Pop’s Funny Marriage Advice

Married couple photo credit: Samantha Gades on Unsplash. Commode photo credit: Giorgio Trovato on Unsplash

Thanks for watching! What’s the funniest marriage advice you’ve ever received? Let us know in the comments below!



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