Today’s video is an essential guide you need to review before you go outside and just start cramming the stuff growing in your yard into your maw like some kind of deranged toddler. Or a normal toddler. The point is, you’re a grown up with unspeakable urges, like the desire to grab a handful of that weird, pulsating weed and see what it tastes like.* This short video guide will help you navigate these complicated feelings.
*Excluding Bear Grylls, survival experts generally agree that anything that “pulsates” should not be consumed.
Splash Squid v. Sperm Whale image Mike Goren from New York, CC BY 2.0 <https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/2.0>, via Wikimedia Commons