Spoiler-free review (unless you’re one of those purists who won’t even watch movie trailers and previews, in which case, there will be a few spoilers but come on In 1989, Indiana Jones…
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A Ripple in Space Part 1
Planetary annihilation has never been so much fun This post contains the first 5 chapters of our science fiction story, A Ripple in Space. Normally a new chapter is published every week…
Happy Star Wars Day!
May the 4th be with you all! You may have noticed that we’ve taken a little hiatus from the blog. We’re not gone! We’ve just been putting our energies into D3’s free…
A Hell of a Way To Die
He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock, He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop, The silk from his reserves spilled out, and…
The Greatest Peter Sellers Spoof You Never Heard of
The Forgotten Peter Sellers Spoof In 1957, the World War 2 movie The Bridge on the River Kwai was released, in which a burly-chested Richard Holbrook snaked his way through jungles of…
My Father Was A Dirty Highwayman Thief
Helping you kids with their homework is virtually impossible these days, with new math, core curriculum, core strength, crosscut, and CrossFit. First, I don’t even know your kids. Plus, it’s almost impossible…
Top Weight Loss Strategies or Ways to Hate Life
Sometimes you just want to feel better in life than you do now, particularly with your health. And one of the ways to do that is to feel really awful about life…
Sir Cumference and the Gift of Dad Jokes Revisited
I recently told you about how my father gifted me with the ability to make Dad jokes (see Episode One: Sir Cumference and the Gift of Dad Jokes). Well, as a…
News so fake you’ll wish it were real
Damper 3 has a dream. A dream that involves a lot of money. Like, obscene amounts of it, and a vacation home in the Bahamas. But Damper 3 also dreams of becoming…
Celebrating wonderful nonsense with the Bionic Man and Pop
It may not have been pretty, but it’s been done. Damper Three hit 100 posts last week, and we couldn’t be more thrilled with the wonderful nonsense we’ve been producing. Okay, maybe…