WASHINGTON – Convicted of crimes they clearly committed, this band of mercenaries fled justice in the early 1980s, and have left a trail of devastation across the globe. It is only by…
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Damper Three’s Tips to Make Father’s Day Special
Happy Father’s Day to all you awesome dads.* Here’s some tips for the whole family to make that day special. *If you’re not awesome, please stop reading now.
Other Required Trump Rally Waivers
Dear fellow Patriotic American, Thank you for signing up to attend the first post-fake pandemic rally for President Trump, and also for accepting responsibility for any potential COVID-19 infection that may result…
Congratulations on your Constitutional Law Degree from Twitter University
I am so honored to be the commencement speaker at such a noble occasion as this, your graduation from Twitter University. I want to thank the esteemed faculty and staff, you the…
The unwanted wisdom from your political Facebook friend
Oh hi! What a surprise, you messaging me by answering my message to you from last week. I was just posting another meme that says “I’m not an a**hole, I just have…
Stupid Letters to the Editor
Harold Newsbaum is the Editor-in-Chief of the Interesting Times Harold newspaper, the first issue of which should have been published already but the editing process is a bit slow. (Editor’s note:…
Thanks to lockdowns across the globe, Mother Nature is healing. We must strike back before she gets too strong
The enemy. OPINION BY Harold Newsbaum. With nations all over the world enforcing lockdowns for several months now, there is an unintended consequence that we’re only just now beginning to appreciate:…
This May the 4th, Give the Stormtrooper His Due
If you grew up in the 1970s or early 1980s, odds are you at some point dressed as a Stormtrooper for Halloween. You had to, even if you loved the good guys….
Exposing the Bionic Man, Part 3: The Unspoken Costs
In part one of this series, we discussed the financial costs of the bionic man program started by the US Government during the 1970s. In this, the third in our groundbreaking and…