A reputation, said a wise man, is the only thing you’ll ever own. And a reputation is built on something called integrity, which is a love of truth. Integrity is one of…
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Film Noir Guy chooses the best streaming service
Chapter 2: Film Noir Guy finds himself jumped by the Streaming Service Gang. Netflix Photo by David Balev on Unsplash, Noir Photo by Craig Whitehead on Unsplash It was another night of watching the fights. Tonight was the…
The most important question right now
Throughout life, we all face important questions that often go unanswered. What’s it all mean? What is my purpose? Where are my keys? Oh my, what is this bulge on my neck?…
Five tips for the perfect Fourth of July celebration
There’s nothing more American than celebrating Independence Day by detonating thousands of tons of Chinese fireworks every 4th of July after having consumed massive amounts of seared animal flesh compressed into “burger”…
How to spoil a Star Wars series without giving spoilers
A spoiler-free Star Wars post on the art of spoilers. Not too long ago, in a spoiler not far enough away…Poster for Obi-Wan Kenobi, all rights belong to Disney Well, that’s a…
Animals have feelings
Some folks think that animals don’t have feelings. Well, except for cats. Most people know cats are chock full of spite. But other than that, no feelings. Well, the Jacks of no…
Going green? It’d be a shame if something were to happen this oil
A message from your friendly global oil conglomerates Let’s talk, tree hugger. Photo by Hunters Race on Unsplash Dear valued consumer, As you are no doubt aware, the fossil fuels “family” is always at the…
Tips on having a safe and reverent Memorial Day
Memorial Day is a solemn occasion to reflect on the true cost of liberty that is celebrated with a three-day weekend with family and friends. It’s entirely possible and appropriate to remember…
A little bit of everything: Jacks of no Trades
Damper Three is the home of quite an eclectic collection of knowledge, skills, and hobbies. Like. seriously eclectic, bouncing from 1980s pop culture obsession one day, to politics the next, then on…
Not just for hippies: D3’s Earth Day 2022 Info
Earth Day used to be a day that hippies celebrated and normal people said “is that today?” But it’s grown into something so much more since corporations figured out they can squeeze…