I started to suspect that someone hacked my Facebook account sometime last week. I woke up one morning and found a confusing direct message from my pal, Fred. “Bro,” said Fred….
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How to defend yourself when threatened with a gender reveal party
This may come as a surprise to the young people out there, but in the past a person could safely learn about an expected baby’s gender without fear of carnage or…
Damper Three’s Tips on having the perfect Mother’s Day
It’s that time of year, where you can make up for forgetting that special mom in your life’s birthday. You want her to know you love her, but you’re terrible at self-expression….
If you’re reading this, I’m probably already “cancelled”
I never thought this day would come. Well, actually I did. Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity said it would happen. Also Judge “Not a judge” Jeanine Pirro. And Lou Dobbs. They…
Damper 3’s Tips for the Perfect Valentine’s Day
Stumped for ideas on how to show your loved one the perfect Valentine’s Day? And you came here? Oh boy. Okay, don’t panic. Here are some tips that are sure to show…
Godzilla vs. Kong: Do you like your monster gorilla rare or well done?
Like the rest of the world, I saw the newly released Godzilla Vs. Kong trailer this past week. If you missed it, you can check it out below: From the snippets and…
The Problem With Vampires Part 3: When Vampires Started to Suck
(This is the last of a three part history of popular culture vampires. It is not a good history, but it’s free. Feel free to read Part One here, and Part Two…
The Problem with Vampires Part 2: The exhaustive history of real vampires
How to properly vampire If you read part one of this series, you may be asking “which sauce goes best with tortellini?” The answer, of course, is “you read the wrong…
The Problem With Vampires: Part 1
Today’s overindulgence of vampires has given me an undead hangover I was once a big fan of vampires. As a child growing up in the 1970s and 80s, I often begged…
Monster Monday: Choose your monster!
Today’s Monster Monday pairs up the classic Creature From the Black Lagoon against the aliens from Signs! Choose your monster wisely!