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May the 4th be with you! We bet you never knew THIS about Star Wars
May the Fourth be with you all! To celebrate this day of all things Star Wars, we’ve collected some little known facts and trivia about everyone’s favorite SciFi movie franchise.* Here are…
Rise of the thermometers
Good news, everyone! According to a recent article in the New York Times, infections from COVID-19, including the most recent Omicron variant, seem to be on the way down. One of…
I’m starting to regret naming my newborn son “Omicron”
Photo by Taisiia Shestopal on Unsplash I can’t help but feel that Life is just messing with me now. We’ve all gone through a lot over the past couple of years, sure. But lately…
Almost a Miracle
It’s the time of year when the miraculous can happen. Or almost happen. Sometimes the miracle expects a little cooperation, you know?
Damper 3’s Guide to a Perfect Thanksgiving
Pulling off a memorable Thanksgiving meal is tough. Well, that’s not really true. Really awful Thanksgiving get-togethers are memorable. No one ever talks about the lovely picnic Archduke Ferdinand went on. You want…
Here’s why last Tuesday’s election means the opposite of what you think
I’m a political analyst. Some call me a pundit, or a political commentator. I send out hot take tweets on popular topics that defy conventional wisdom in a way that suggests…
Why don’t drug cartels hire clowns anymore? Op Ed by Kinky Pinky
Hard working entertainer seeking employment. Extensive background in stabbing. Editor’s note: Kinky Pinky once worked as an enforcer for the KRAK drug cartel in the 1980s video game NARC. He is…
The Midlife Crisis Center is here for you
It comes in many forms, in many ways. Main Photo by Matthew Ronder-Seid on Unsplash. Customer service rep photo by Jay Goodman. Perhaps during your morning shower and shave you noticed that your hairline is…
Richard Branson jubilant upon return from historic trip to space: “Quail, frail mortals.”
At approximately 915 MST on Sunday, July 11, 2021, billionaire Richard Branson became the first person to finance his own trip into outer space. Video from his time in space showed an…