“Now I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds.” From the Bee Gees Greatest Hits. Fans of terrible fashion, uncertain economic times, chaotic international events, and the promise of global extinction are…
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The Midlife Crisis Center is here for you
It comes in many forms, in many ways. Main Photo by Matthew Ronder-Seid on Unsplash. Customer service rep photo by Jay Goodman. Perhaps during your morning shower and shave you noticed that your hairline is…
The best fantasy hero: Conan vs Beastmaster
In 1982, the world was introduced to two cinematic sword-and-sorcery heroes: Conan the Barbarian, and Dar the Beastmaster. But we say that the world can only have one ultimate shirtless hero whose…
Richard Branson jubilant upon return from historic trip to space: “Quail, frail mortals.”
At approximately 915 MST on Sunday, July 11, 2021, billionaire Richard Branson became the first person to finance his own trip into outer space. Video from his time in space showed an…
The United States Probes Back: America tackles UFOs
Just over one year ago, on June 17, 2020, the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence and Watching Too Much Television ordered the US Intelligence Community (IC) to put together a report on…
How to have a safe and patriotic post-lockdown 4th of July celebration
Happy Independence Day! Well, we did it. The pandemic is over* and we’re now back to normal.** We’ve been through a lot over the past year, and now by golly it’s time…
“Have you looked at the sky lately?” (Part 2) The NASA Death Probe That Could Have Been
Militarized Mars Rover (D3 concept sketch). You know they wanted to. On 20 Aug 1977, the United States launched the space probe Voyager 2 on a mission to study Jupiter, Saturn, Uranus…
Did Italian space satellites change votes from Trump to Biden in the 2020 election?
An in-depth analysis based on the technical and logistic capabilities of a foreign government’s ability to electronically alter American votes from orbit. No. WE Linde and JE Dever contributed to this story.
Our (last minute) gift for you on this Fathers Day
Forgetting to get a gift for Fathers Day is a tradition that is as old as Mother’s Day itself. Here’s a card you can print. Or email if printing is too much…
I’m a foreign policy expert and everything you think is wrong
President Biden speaks to the troops at RAF Mildenhall. You probably didn’t know that. I’ve noticed that many of you out there are very wrong about things involving foreign policy. I…