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Rise of the thermometers

Posted on January 24, 2022 by damperthree

  Good news, everyone! According to a recent article in the New York Times, infections from COVID-19, including the most recent Omicron variant, seem to be on the way down. One of…

Signs that new job might not be for you

Posted on May 31, 2021 by damperthree

The US economy has been through some turmoil over the past year, to say the least. But with COVID-19 restrictions lifting across the country, many who lost their jobs are anxious to…

Other Required Trump Rally Waivers

Posted on June 12, 2020 by damperthree

Dear fellow Patriotic American, Thank you for signing up to attend the first post-fake pandemic rally for President Trump, and also for accepting responsibility for any potential COVID-19 infection that may result…

Stupid Letters to the Editor

Posted on May 26, 2020 by damperthree

  Harold Newsbaum is the Editor-in-Chief of the Interesting Times Harold newspaper, the first issue of which should have been published already but the editing process is a bit slow. (Editor’s note:…

Thanks to lockdowns across the globe, Mother Nature is healing. We must strike back before she gets too strong

Posted on May 21, 2020 by damperthree

  The enemy. OPINION BY Harold Newsbaum.  With nations all over the world enforcing lockdowns for several months now, there is an unintended consequence that we’re only just now beginning to appreciate:…

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