Coronavirus
Other Required Trump Rally Waivers
Dear fellow Patriotic American, Thank you for signing up to attend the first post-fake pandemic rally for President Trump, and also for accepting responsibility for any potential COVID-19 infection that may result…
The unwanted wisdom from your political Facebook friend
Oh hi! What a surprise, you messaging me by answering my message to you from last week. I was just posting another meme that says “I’m not an a**hole, I just have…
Stupid Letters to the Editor
Harold Newsbaum is the Editor-in-Chief of the Interesting Times Harold newspaper, the first issue of which should have been published already but the editing process is a bit slow. (Editor’s note:…
Thanks to lockdowns across the globe, Mother Nature is healing. We must strike back before she gets too strong
The enemy. OPINION BY Harold Newsbaum. With nations all over the world enforcing lockdowns for several months now, there is an unintended consequence that we’re only just now beginning to appreciate:…
Easter Fun Tips (Pandemic Edition)
It’s not every Easter that we have to celebrate with a pandemic breathing down our necks. But don’t let pestilence ruin everything! Damper Three has scoured the internet* looking for tips to…
Damper 3’s list of quarantined activities, or avoid boredom like the plague
We’ve been doing this now for a week or so, and the fun evaporated 6 days ago. The house/apartment/parent’s basement you’ve lived in comfortably for years now seems to be a prison….
10 tips to celebrate St Patrick’s Day in a quarantine
While we all do our part to keep COVID19 under control, don’t let the virus rain on your own personal Saint Patrick’s Day parade! Here are tips to put the good kind…
Coronavirus all day, every day!
It seems that all aspects of life revolve around two things right now: politics and the Coronoavirus COVID-19. Well, Damper Three has taken an oath to stay away from politics as much…