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Welcome to the New 1970s. We hope you’re happy.

Posted on September 6, 2021 by damperthree

“Now I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds.” From the Bee Gees Greatest Hits. Fans of terrible fashion, uncertain economic times, chaotic international events, and the promise of global extinction are…

The United States Probes Back: America tackles UFOs

Posted on July 8, 2021 by damperthree

Just over one year ago, on June 17, 2020, the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence and Watching Too Much Television ordered the US Intelligence Community (IC) to put together a report on…

How to have a safe and patriotic post-lockdown 4th of July celebration

Posted on July 2, 2021 by damperthree

Happy Independence Day!  Well, we did it. The pandemic is over* and we’re now back to normal.** We’ve been through a lot over the past year, and now by golly it’s time…

I’m a foreign policy expert and everything you think is wrong

Posted on June 18, 2021 by damperthree

  President Biden speaks to the troops at RAF Mildenhall. You probably didn’t know that. I’ve noticed that many of you out there are very wrong about things involving foreign policy. I…

Comparing the most successful space rovers

Posted on June 8, 2021 by damperthree

With the United States and China both actively exploring Mars with high tech rovers, we here at Damper 3 have collected an extensive list* of the strengths and weaknesses of the most…

An in-depth look at China’s Zhurong Mars Rover

Posted on May 26, 2021 by damperthree

On 14 May 2021, China became only the second nation to successfully land a remote-controlled rover on the surface of Mars.* Damper 3’s scieneticians have poured over everything we could find in…

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