There’s nothing more American than celebrating Independence Day by detonating thousands of tons of Chinese fireworks every 4th of July after having consumed massive amounts of seared animal flesh compressed into “burger”…
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How to have a safe and patriotic post-lockdown 4th of July celebration
Happy Independence Day! Well, we did it. The pandemic is over* and we’re now back to normal.** We’ve been through a lot over the past year, and now by golly it’s time…