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Training for the Zombie Apocalypse
Zombies. Undead. Walkers. Infected. For a very long time in the world of Zombie Apocalypse preparation, the primary fitness goal was core and upper body strength, to allow the survivor to…
Welcome to the New 1970s. We hope you’re happy.
“Now I have become Death, the destroyer of worlds.” From the Bee Gees Greatest Hits. Fans of terrible fashion, uncertain economic times, chaotic international events, and the promise of global extinction are…
Why we’re leaving Afghanistan the way we are, by President Joe Biden
An Op Ed, by President of the United States Joe Biden. Ever wonder how a credit card company can say that every purchase is “double miles?” I mean, this is sort of…
Why don’t drug cartels hire clowns anymore? Op Ed by Kinky Pinky
Hard working entertainer seeking employment. Extensive background in stabbing. Editor’s note: Kinky Pinky once worked as an enforcer for the KRAK drug cartel in the 1980s video game NARC. He is…
Happy Birthday, United States Coast Guard!
The US Coast Guard celebrates 231 years of service today! Let’s take a look at some notable facts about the service that was obviously the happiest branch when Space Force was created…
The Midlife Crisis Center is here for you
It comes in many forms, in many ways. Main Photo by Matthew Ronder-Seid on Unsplash. Customer service rep photo by Jay Goodman. Perhaps during your morning shower and shave you noticed that your hairline is…
The best fantasy hero: Conan vs Beastmaster
In 1982, the world was introduced to two cinematic sword-and-sorcery heroes: Conan the Barbarian, and Dar the Beastmaster. But we say that the world can only have one ultimate shirtless hero whose…
Richard Branson jubilant upon return from historic trip to space: “Quail, frail mortals.”
At approximately 915 MST on Sunday, July 11, 2021, billionaire Richard Branson became the first person to finance his own trip into outer space. Video from his time in space showed an…
The United States Probes Back: America tackles UFOs
Just over one year ago, on June 17, 2020, the Senate Select Committee on Intelligence and Watching Too Much Television ordered the US Intelligence Community (IC) to put together a report on…