The legend begins As we await, white-knuckled, for the fifth installment of the Indiana Jones franchise, let’s take a moment to remember that Indiana is, hands down, the greatest cinematic adventurer…
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Sir Cumference and the gift of dad jokes
Dad jokes are a gift. And a curse. In sword-and-sorcery stories, the hero almost always inherits a powerful heirloom to guide him or her through the story. While it’s usually a sword,…
Indiana Jones and the Hazardous Construction Site
Childhood is a time of discovery. More specifically, it is a time spent trying to discover what can kill you as you explore the hazardous construction site your parents told you…
The best George Lucas film you’ve probably never seen
From the same brain in the same year. In 1983, George Lucas released a little-known movie called The Return of the Jedi. No wait. That was the movie that everyone heard…
OSI and the Bionic Body Parts Cover-up exposed!
Insert video Damper 3’s investigation into the highly secretive Bionic Agent program continues to uncover secrets that are often shocking and sometimes, if we’re lucky, titillating. In today’s post, we expose…
The Truth: The Only Thing You’ll Ever Own
A reputation, said a wise man, is the only thing you’ll ever own. And a reputation is built on something called integrity, which is a love of truth. Integrity is one of…
Film Noir Guy chooses the best streaming service
Chapter 2: Film Noir Guy finds himself jumped by the Streaming Service Gang. Netflix Photo by David Balev on Unsplash, Noir Photo by Craig Whitehead on Unsplash It was another night of watching the fights. Tonight was the…
The 10 Most Memorable Captain Marvel Quotes
Ok. I’ll be honest. I’ve seen all of the Marvel movies. I’m a huge fan, and I remember something from all of them. However, I’m hard pressed to cite any memorable quotes from Captain Marvel, much…
OSI and the Six Million Dollar Man(atee)
When we broke the incredible story of the OSI and the Six Million Dollar Man two years ago (see The Bionic Man Exposed!), we knew that it was just the tip of…
Daredevil Born Again and the Amazing Comic Book Prophecy
Daredevil Born Again and the Amazing Comic Book Prophecy The author’s entire existing comic book collection When Marvel recently announced their latest wave of upcoming movies and series, the fanbase was, understandably,…