Photo of angry man credit: Tycho Atsma on Unsplash TV photo credit: Nicolas J Leclercq on Unsplash They say, never meet your heroes. You’ll always be let down. But let’s be honest, it’s not…
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The Best Quotes from the Marvel Cinematic Universe: Part 1
The Marvel Cinematic Universe is MASSIVE, which makes selecting the absolute best quotes from the MCU a pretty daunting undertaking. But we’re going to try. These are the best quotes you can…
Top Tips to Cultivate an Epic Midlife Crisis
In an effort to stay on top of the ever expanding midlife crisis market, we here at the Midlife Crisis Center want to share with you these amazing tips on how to…
A Hell of a Way To Die
He counted long, he counted loud, he waited for the shock, He felt the wind, he felt the cold, he felt the awful drop, The silk from his reserves spilled out, and…
Best 1980s movies and shows to watch on Labor Day
It’s time. Labor day is here. The most important day of the year, because we are now looking forward to Halloween, then Turkey Day, then eggnog and Christmas. But you are probably…
One Immortal Life to Live: A Middle Earth Soap Opera?
Our production schedule is simple: one full blog article on Monday, one video post on Wednesday, and one “either/or” on Friday. It’s fairly easy to manage this under normal circumstances. But unfortunately,…
The Greatest Peter Sellers Spoof You Never Heard of
The Forgotten Peter Sellers Spoof In 1957, the World War 2 movie The Bridge on the River Kwai was released, in which a burly-chested Richard Holbrook snaked his way through jungles of…
My Father Was A Dirty Highwayman Thief
Helping you kids with their homework is virtually impossible these days, with new math, core curriculum, core strength, crosscut, and CrossFit. First, I don’t even know your kids. Plus, it’s almost impossible…
Top Weight Loss Strategies or Ways to Hate Life
Sometimes you just want to feel better in life than you do now, particularly with your health. And one of the ways to do that is to feel really awful about life…
Sir Cumference and the Gift of Dad Jokes Revisited
I recently told you about how my father gifted me with the ability to make Dad jokes (see Episode One: Sir Cumference and the Gift of Dad Jokes). Well, as a…