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The Comet NEOWISE: science and Lovecraftian horror we assume

Posted on July 20, 2020 by damperthree

Buck Rogers in the 19th …er, 25th Century

Posted on July 17, 2020 by damperthree

Let’s start off by acknowledging that Buck Rogers in the 25th Century is a blast. A sleek scifi television show (and close cousin of Battlestar Galactica) riding the wave of Star Wars…

The Dustbin of History: Letters to the Editor 10 June 2020

Posted on July 10, 2020 by damperthree

The Dustbin of History Harold Newsbaum Letters to the Editor   Dear Mr. Newsbaum, I need help with my son! He’s really getting into online gaming now, and apparently the family computer…

A Tribute to Investigative Journalism: Carl Kolchak the Night Stalker

Posted on July 8, 2020 by damperthree

CHICAGO – Few in investigative journalism have made the impact Carl Kolchak did. As a reporter for the Independent News Service out of Chicago, he dared to speak truth to power. Specifically,…

How to get the most out of your socially distant 4th of July picnic

Posted on July 3, 2020 by damperthree

Trouble in Paradise, by King Mike-Noh

Posted on July 3, 2020 by damperthree

King Mike-Noh the Ambivalent As the King of Zakhara, in the southernmost land of the Continent of Faerun, I have protected my ancient kingdom from many a threat: dragons, ancient evils suddenly…

Russian Troll Farmer Expects Bumper Crop

Posted on July 1, 2020 by damperthree

Artist rendition of Russian Troll Farm. St. Petersburg, RS – According to Dimitry Smirnov, a Russia troll farmer, 2020 promises to be a fantastic year for troll farms across the Russian Federation. …

Vigilante mercenaries still on the loose

Posted on June 29, 2020 by damperthree

WASHINGTON – Convicted of crimes they clearly committed, this band of mercenaries fled justice in the early 1980s, and have left a trail of devastation across the globe. It is only by…

Damper Three’s Tips to Make Father’s Day Special

Posted on June 19, 2020 by damperthree

Happy Father’s Day to all you awesome dads.* Here’s some tips for the whole family to make that day special. *If you’re not awesome, please stop reading now.

Happy Birthday, US Army!

Posted on June 15, 2020 by damperthree
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