I started to suspect that someone hacked my Facebook account sometime last week. I woke up one morning and found a confusing direct message from my pal, Fred. “Bro,” said Fred….
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How to defend yourself when threatened with a gender reveal party
This may come as a surprise to the young people out there, but in the past a person could safely learn about an expected baby’s gender without fear of carnage or…
Damper Three’s Tips on having the perfect Mother’s Day
It’s that time of year, where you can make up for forgetting that special mom in your life’s birthday. You want her to know you love her, but you’re terrible at self-expression….
A closer look at the Perserv…the Persevar…Per…the newest Mars Rover
On 18 February 2021, after seven months of space travel, the Perseverance Rover landed on Mars. Just this week, the first Mars helicopter, Ingenuity, was unveiled and is expected to fly its…
If you’re reading this, I’m probably already “cancelled”
I never thought this day would come. Well, actually I did. Tucker Carlson and Sean Hannity said it would happen. Also Judge “Not a judge” Jeanine Pirro. And Lou Dobbs. They…
Damper 3’s Tips for the Perfect Valentine’s Day
Stumped for ideas on how to show your loved one the perfect Valentine’s Day? And you came here? Oh boy. Okay, don’t panic. Here are some tips that are sure to show…
Godzilla vs. Kong: Do you like your monster gorilla rare or well done?
Like the rest of the world, I saw the newly released Godzilla Vs. Kong trailer this past week. If you missed it, you can check it out below: From the snippets and…
The last actions of the Trump Administration
The last days of any presidential administration are hectic, and Trump’s is no exception. Here’s a list of a few last minutes loose-ends.
Forgive and forget: who among us has not attempted to violently overthrow a democratically elected government?
Interesting Times Harold Editorial Page Exclusive I would like to get something off my chest, and not just the bruise from the FBI agent who crashed through my door last night and…
The Problem With Vampires Part 3: When Vampires Started to Suck
(This is the last of a three part history of popular culture vampires. It is not a good history, but it’s free. Feel free to read Part One here, and Part Two…