The Forgotten Peter Sellers Spoof In 1957, the World War 2 movie The Bridge on the River Kwai was released, in which a burly-chested Richard Holbrook snaked his way through jungles of…
Month: August 2022
My Father Was A Dirty Highwayman Thief
Helping you kids with their homework is virtually impossible these days, with new math, core curriculum, core strength, crosscut, and CrossFit. First, I don’t even know your kids. Plus, it’s almost impossible…
Top Weight Loss Strategies or Ways to Hate Life
Sometimes you just want to feel better in life than you do now, particularly with your health. And one of the ways to do that is to feel really awful about life…
Sir Cumference and the Gift of Dad Jokes Revisited
I recently told you about how my father gifted me with the ability to make Dad jokes (see Episode One: Sir Cumference and the Gift of Dad Jokes). Well, as a…
The Best Indiana Jones Quotes of all time
The legend begins As we await, white-knuckled, for the fifth installment of the Indiana Jones franchise, let’s take a moment to remember that Indiana is, hands down, the greatest cinematic adventurer…
Sir Cumference and the gift of dad jokes
Dad jokes are a gift. And a curse. In sword-and-sorcery stories, the hero almost always inherits a powerful heirloom to guide him or her through the story. While it’s usually a sword,…
Indiana Jones and the Hazardous Construction Site
Childhood is a time of discovery. More specifically, it is a time spent trying to discover what can kill you as you explore the hazardous construction site your parents told you…
The best George Lucas film you’ve probably never seen
From the same brain in the same year. In 1983, George Lucas released a little-known movie called The Return of the Jedi. No wait. That was the movie that everyone heard…
OSI and the Bionic Body Parts Cover-up exposed!
Insert video Damper 3’s investigation into the highly secretive Bionic Agent program continues to uncover secrets that are often shocking and sometimes, if we’re lucky, titillating. In today’s post, we expose…
The Truth: The Only Thing You’ll Ever Own
A reputation, said a wise man, is the only thing you’ll ever own. And a reputation is built on something called integrity, which is a love of truth. Integrity is one of…