The ability of the human mind to set aside the fact that nature is always trying to murder him, so that listening to the sinister sounds of his potential murderer is considered…
Month: July 2022
News so fake you’ll wish it were real
Damper 3 has a dream. A dream that involves a lot of money. Like, obscene amounts of it, and a vacation home in the Bahamas. But Damper 3 also dreams of becoming…
Celebrating wonderful nonsense with the Bionic Man and Pop
It may not have been pretty, but it’s been done. Damper Three hit 100 posts last week, and we couldn’t be more thrilled with the wonderful nonsense we’ve been producing. Okay, maybe…
A Noir Guy Returns to the Office
Noir man photo by Craig Whitehead on Unsplash It was one of those nights when it’s just too hot to sleep with anybody. Fortunately, I’m not hot enough to sleep with, so I’m coming up…
Pop’s secret to happiness
We’ve all chased the elusive bluebird of happiness our whole lives, trying hard to trap it and lock it in a cage of joy and feed it little seed bells of our…
What Obi-Wan Kenobi got right and Boba Fett got wrong
It deals with these guys. Photo from The Empire Strikes Back (Disney) Now that the Obi-Wan Kenobi series has finished, it’s fun to step back and appreciate the collective sense of patience and…
Love and Thunder, Ragnarok, and The Mighty Thor #362
With Thor: Love and Thunder in theaters now, it should be safe to take a look at one of the iconic comics that inspired key elements of the God of Thunder’s previous…
Funny Marriage Advice from Pop
My pop was a funny guy. He loved making people laugh, and he was always full of advice, even when it wasn’t requested. While plenty of his sage wisdom makes me chuckle…
When the best Decepticon transforms into an antique
I found my vintage Soundwave Transformer, the best Decepticon from the 1980s, can change into an anachronism Pictured: Soundwave, both his glorious original form and his recent “can’t even beat Bumblebee” incarnation…
The most important question right now
Throughout life, we all face important questions that often go unanswered. What’s it all mean? What is my purpose? Where are my keys? Oh my, what is this bulge on my neck?…