WASHINGTON – Convicted of crimes they clearly committed, this band of mercenaries fled justice in the early 1980s, and have left a trail of devastation across the globe. It is only by…
Month: June 2020
Damper Three’s Tips to Make Father’s Day Special
Happy Father’s Day to all you awesome dads.* Here’s some tips for the whole family to make that day special. *If you’re not awesome, please stop reading now.
Other Required Trump Rally Waivers
Dear fellow Patriotic American, Thank you for signing up to attend the first post-fake pandemic rally for President Trump, and also for accepting responsibility for any potential COVID-19 infection that may result…
Congratulations on your Constitutional Law Degree from Twitter University
I am so honored to be the commencement speaker at such a noble occasion as this, your graduation from Twitter University. I want to thank the esteemed faculty and staff, you the…
The unwanted wisdom from your political Facebook friend
Oh hi! What a surprise, you messaging me by answering my message to you from last week. I was just posting another meme that says “I’m not an a**hole, I just have…